Where is the hickey?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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