how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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