is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
So many bounce houses so little time
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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