is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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