It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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