Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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