Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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