I'm jealous of your bromance
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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