Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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