she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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