Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Randomize
