I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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