she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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