dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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