And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
she pinky promised me she was 18
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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