thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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