ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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