I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
