I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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