So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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