Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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