Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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