We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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