drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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