I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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