do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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