i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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