new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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