its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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