we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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