Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
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