ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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