I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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