so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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