...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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