All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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