Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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