I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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