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Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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