OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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