That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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