Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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