i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
i think my cat just said my name.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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