glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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