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(818): View more from California

I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.

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(518): View more from New York

i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina

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(630): View more from Illinois

Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower

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(505): View more from New Mexico

It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.

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(310): View more from California

I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to

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(614): View more from Ohio

And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work

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