Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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