whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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