Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Are my feet made of real feet?
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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