And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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