she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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