Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
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