it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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