think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
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