I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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