he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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